I'm Beth, and this is my eleventy-billionth Nano. This year I'm writing a sequel to last year's, a choose-your-own-adventure novel about a private investigator who gets transferred into the body of a chimpanzee and goes to Mars to fight crime. If anyone would like to be tuckerized (and most likely either killed, or put into unsavory positions with chimps/aliens/gangsters/etc) lemme know.